You can only be a blogger if... {Part 2}

here is part 1. 

1. You have recently tried or accepted the ombre fad
2. You are a PRO thrifter that can reshape/restyle clothes that originally looked like they should be hidden in a very very VERY dark corner of the universe
3. You are pregnant...
4. You are planning on becoming pregnant
5. You have a child under the age of 3 that likes to pose besides you in your outfit pictures
6. Said child dresses better than the majority of well established adults
7. Your camera is an extension of your right arm
8. Your sponsors pay you
9. You have recently opened some sort of shop and sell some sort of crafty something. Or old things. But you call them "vintage" to class it up.
10. By this time you have completed your second 30 x 30 and are now looking forward to your 3rd time around this upcoming fall.
11. You tweet tweet tweet the days away.
12. You live in some sort of indie hipster metropolis that offers you a vast selection of organic/vegan/whole restaurants.
13. You have a puppy. Or a cat. {this applies if 3, 4, 5, and 6 don't}
14. You enter giveaways on other blogs and win. Consistently. Coincidence? Hmmm...

Turns out we still don't qualify for much.