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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

You can only be a blogger if

1. you have bangs
2. you have a husband that takes fantastical amazing photos and he doesn't even try
3. you find only cool things at thrift stores
4. the cool things you find at thrift stores don't smell
5. you name your children hipster names
6. you buy fake glasses and wear them. all. the. time.
7. you are SO in love with someone else that you can't even contain yourself
8. you do 9 giveaways everyday
9. you have successfully completed your 30 for 30
10. you take pictures of food more often than your extended family
11. you wear belts over everything. dresses. sweaters. t-shirts. coats. as headbands. basically everything.

As it turns out. We probably shouldn't be bloggers. We don't have bangs. or husbands. or children. or significant others. or giveaways. or people giving us free stuff.

too bad we like it.
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15 comments:

  1. JilliebeanieApril 13, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    Haha. Thanks for providing my morning giggle.

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  2. KelliApril 13, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    Haha. Agreed.
    Although if bangs didn't make me look like a dead animal, I would probably sport a pair.

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  3. karajeanApril 13, 2011 at 10:39 AM

    Haha! Love this! And I probably shouldn't blog either b/c I have none of those things... except MAYBE number 7 but I think I do a pretty good job containing myself on the blog. But maybe that's why I am not as popular as others?

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  4. MadsApril 13, 2011 at 12:59 PM

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  5. MadsApril 13, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    Hahaha! That is an amazing list, and sooo true!! :) And I'm glad yall don't let it stop yall, because yall's blog is totally cute!! I probably shouldn't blog either.. because I only fit the contents of 1. and that's a stretch..mine are almost all the way grown out!

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  6. millie riterApril 13, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Haha! So true. No worries, I don't have any of those either...except some form of bangs :) but I love your blog and I don't think you need those things to make it as a blogger.

    http://millies-place.blogspot.com/

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  7. AngelaApril 13, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    This has got to be the best post EVER!!!! I love it. If this were the criteria for blogging I'd say all I have going for me in number
    5. My kids names are Breckin and Ellary.

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  8. Mrs. NielsenApril 13, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Hahaha!! That was AWESOME! I'm glad there are others who don't fit "the mold".

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  9. DaphnaApril 14, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    I like how this, with the exception of naming a baby a hipster name, the exact description of the daybook. haha. I love that blog! But I don't think these are true, anyone can blog! That's the beauty of blogging.

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  10. BrissaApril 14, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    hahaha. i love this. i love it with all my heart.

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  11. emilyApril 15, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    *Love* this post! I don't have ANY of those things! Does that mean I should delete my blog and leave it to the "professionals"? :)

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  12. Molly MouseApril 15, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    lieslieslies.

    5. finnigan.

    enough said.

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  13. Ashley from SloanbookApril 18, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Haha that is hilarious. Enough said! :)

    Ashley Sloan

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  14. TaylorApril 24, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    I don't even wear belts that much and my friend's husband started making fun of us. He's like your slogan should be "put a belt on it". Haha This list is ah-mazing!

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  15. KathrynJuly 30, 2011 at 1:13 AM

    I just read the part two to this and it's pretty much hilarious.

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