You can only be a blogger if... {Part 3}

1. You craft like a maniac. Sewing, paper goods, and photography are all viable options.
2. You wear several shades of lipstick and then blog about said shades of lipstick.
3. You own this coat. {seen here, here, and here}
4. Baby? A baby you say? We would have never guessed.
5. You have instagram and you love it!
6. You have Bonlook glasses.
7. You sell your clothes online and people pay top dollar for them.
8. Colored. Pants.
9. You wear heels all the time. Even when chasing your toddlers around.
10.One {or more} of your new years resolutions is Blog related.
11. Outfit posts? Yes please.
12. Your friends and coworkers give you vintage gifts.
13. iPhone.
14. You have a wedding board on pinterest, but you're already married.
15. You have a super high tech cam cam. And you call it a cam cam because of #4.

And that my friends is the truth.
WE LOVE YOU BLOG WORLD PLEASE LET US STAY.

see part 1 & 2.

You can only be a blogger if... {Part 2}

here is part 1. 

1. You have recently tried or accepted the ombre fad
2. You are a PRO thrifter that can reshape/restyle clothes that originally looked like they should be hidden in a very very VERY dark corner of the universe
3. You are pregnant...
4. You are planning on becoming pregnant
5. You have a child under the age of 3 that likes to pose besides you in your outfit pictures
6. Said child dresses better than the majority of well established adults
7. Your camera is an extension of your right arm
8. Your sponsors pay you
9. You have recently opened some sort of shop and sell some sort of crafty something. Or old things. But you call them "vintage" to class it up.
10. By this time you have completed your second 30 x 30 and are now looking forward to your 3rd time around this upcoming fall.
11. You tweet tweet tweet the days away.
12. You live in some sort of indie hipster metropolis that offers you a vast selection of organic/vegan/whole restaurants.
13. You have a puppy. Or a cat. {this applies if 3, 4, 5, and 6 don't}
14. You enter giveaways on other blogs and win. Consistently. Coincidence? Hmmm...

Turns out we still don't qualify for much.

It would appear.

You can only be a blogger if

1. you have bangs
2. you have a husband that takes fantastical amazing photos and he doesn't even try
3. you find only cool things at thrift stores
4. the cool things you find at thrift stores don't smell
5. you name your children hipster names
6. you buy fake glasses and wear them. all. the. time.
7. you are SO in love with someone else that you can't even contain yourself
8. you do 9 giveaways everyday
9. you have successfully completed your 30 for 30
10. you take pictures of food more often than your extended family
11. you wear belts over everything. dresses. sweaters. t-shirts. coats. as headbands. basically everything.

As it turns out. We probably shouldn't be bloggers. We don't have bangs. or husbands. or children. or significant others. or giveaways. or people giving us free stuff.

too bad we like it.