awkward & awesome

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awkward throwing up at the end of crossfit riding the salt lake express with 2 one-uppers showing up 30 minutes late to class because somehow you forgot it started at 9 instead of 9:30 getting to class to find your substitute teacher is foreign with a foreign accent when a dating prospect asks your sister if he can give her number to his brother when your toothbrush falls into the toilet when your new toothbrush falls into the toilet two days later running into an ex-boyfriend at the store while you're with your fiance realizing your voice is monotone after hearing yourself on recordings when jess brings his wendy's bag into happy sumo to watch you eat sushi awesome making it to the bathroom to throw up at the end of crossfit (instead of the trash can where everyone can see you) planning on a two-day weekend and always managing to extend it one more day due to weather constraints starting a wedding registry using youtube tutorials to do new hairstyles (lilith moon, anyone?) wedding dress shopping having a man who will go to the store to buy you the list of feminine stuff cheetos for dinner not having to turn down sugar every other minute (since that happiness project goal is done for now!) the walking dead