Awkward Saturday {I like to move things around}

Part I.

Here you have it--a week off

A W K W A R D.

p.s. sorry if it's overwhelming. it was an awkward week.

-Coworker saying, "I say 'bless you' for all bodily functions."
-Harley's little WC experience. It deserves its own post. {To give you an idea: it involved her & another girl, two stalls, and no toilet paper.}
-Getting sick on car rides.
-Major PDA. Just because the sun comes out does not mean you have the right to suck each others' faces off RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

-Men having long fingernails. Guys, cut 'em off. That's disgusting.

-The women in Relief Society who talk really loud. It's so uncomfortable.

-Pickles.

-Me ending phone conversations. {If you agree that I am, please don't tell me. I'm working on it, I promise.}

-The stuffed animal cat, Prissy, my grandpa whips out at every family gathering. The thing's meows give me nightmares.

-Taking the risk of posting something flirty on a boy's wall and never getting a response. Apparently he's not interested.

-Sporting homework hair all of finals week.

-Brushing too closely to a Smith's employee. Sorry...It was my bag, honest.

-Running into The Cocoa Bean just to use their bathroom and averting eye contact or they'll for sure know what I'm doing.

-Taking 20 minutes to put on mascara when the tube is almost out.

-Trying to sit down in tight jeans.

Part II.

I'm headed in my favorite direction today

and into the best place around:

i d a h o.

I swear the earth holds its breath for me while I'm away.

It breathes again when I cross the state line,

I can feel it.

this is from last year when i moved home. isn't it lovely?