Awkward Saturday {I like to move things around}

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Part I.
Here you have it--a week off
A W K W A R D.
p.s. sorry if it's overwhelming. it was an awkward week.

-Coworker saying, "I say 'bless you' for all bodily functions."
-Harley's little WC experience. It deserves its own post. {To give you an idea: it involved her & another girl, two stalls, and no toilet paper.}
-Getting sick on car rides.
-Major PDA. Just because the sun comes out does not mean you have the right to suck each others' faces off RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
-Men having long fingernails. Guys, cut 'em off. That's disgusting.
-The women in Relief Society who talk really loud. It's so uncomfortable.
-Me ending phone conversations. {If you agree that I am, please don't tell me. I'm working on it, I promise.}
-The stuffed animal cat, Prissy, my grandpa whips out at every family gathering. The thing's meows give me nightmares.
-Taking the risk of posting something flirty on a boy's wall and never getting a response. Apparently he's not interested.
-Sporting homework hair all of finals week.
-Brushing too closely to a Smith's employee. Sorry...It was my bag, honest.
-Running into The Cocoa Bean just to use their bathroom and averting eye contact or they'll for sure know what I'm doing.
-Taking 20 minutes to put on mascara when the tube is almost out.
-Trying to sit down in tight jeans.

Part II.
I'm headed in my favorite direction today
and into the best place around:
i d a h o.
I swear the earth holds its breath for me while I'm away.
It breathes again when I cross the state line,
I can feel it.

this is from last year when i moved home. isn't it lovely?

1 comment:

  1. Seriously! Guys with long fingernails. There is no excuse for that. Agghh! I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Okay, it's not quite that bad, but still!