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My parents aren't members. Still aren't members. Probably should be in jail.
When my wife got pregnant with twins, I realized I needed a new job and a new car.
My girls needed to date a guy who could flip a bull over. Or slap a bear and run.
My dad was really mean. But he was fair because he was mean to everyone.
Usually my versions of stories make me the star.
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You date someone until you know it's going to go up or down, and if it's going down, stop, drop, and roll. While the car is moving.
hahahahah probably should be in jail. awful
ReplyDeletei wish i wasn't almost done with school so i could take a class from this guy.
ReplyDeletehahaha! professors say the most ridiculous things. sometimes I don't even believe that I heard them right. These are great, so funny.
ReplyDeleteDo I know this professor?? ha..
ReplyDeleteI suddenly want to marry a man who can slap a bear and run. Though it's still unclear if this will complicate my love life or make it easier.
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