awk awk awk and a little awesome.

Awkward

-When you go to squat down to get your backpack off the floor in a restaurant and catch your bum on the chair-back of someone behind you. I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen.

-Chest hair on someone wearing a boyscout uniform.

-When a classmate says in class, "My infectious diseases professor told us..."

-When two married couples in front of you all high five each other because the teacher says you're in the minority if you wait until after marriage to have sex. I suppose that also qualifies as awesome, but mostly I just felt awkward.

-Realizing too late you let your cute little innocent cousin watch the scene in "17 Again" where Michelle Trachtenberg decides she's a tiger. Shudder.

-Forgetting to finish my makeup. And realizing it halfway through the day.

-Getting the large-print-need-a-reverse-magnifying-glass-to-read version of a book on hold. I'll pass on that, let's try again.

Awesome

-Cancelled class on test days. I'm not sure why that isn't mandatory yet.

-Shea Cashmere lotion on sale!

-Managing to keep track of my good lipgloss and .38 Pilot pen for more than a month.

-Cinnamon Trident.

-Valentine DIY's.

-A gingham tool set -- yessssss.

-Signing up for only TWO classes for spring term. That'll be a new experience.

-Becoming an expert calzone-maker.

-Haylee's wardrobe that's up for sale. I already bought something.