I was born in the year 2000.

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Wouldn't it be awesome if I had been born in the year 2000?
Then I would never have to remember how old I was. 
I would never have to suffer through those memory failing moments induced by age. 
Trying to remember if I was turning 45 or 46 next week... 
In 2001 I would have been one. In 2002 I would have been 2. 
In 2003 I would have been 3... catch my drift?
Someone would ask... "How old are you?"
And I would reply, "It is 2025... so I am 25."
All of you born in 2000... consider yourself lucky.