My best friend is cooler than your best friend.

Jane and I are on g-mail at most of the same times throughout the day. Thank you coordinating work schedules. When I can't find her on g-chat I email her and say, "WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU?"

She promptly responds via g-chat window saying, "What's up? I'm here."

And I say, "You have been here the whole time? Why weren't you showing up on my g-chat?"

And she says, "I am on g-chat, I just like wearing my cloak of invisibility."

#awesomesauce. 
#harrypotterlove.