out of his mouth

Pumpkin pie takes the cake. Takes it and shoves it in the dumpster as if to say: your day is done, your race is run, but I'm the better of us.

Jake Smith

How to: Eat Oreos the Right Way

I learned this trick from a good friend in high school. First I looked at him weird, and then I realized how genius it was. You may agree.

{Step 1}

Squeeze the Oreo as you slide it onto a fork carefully.

{Step 2}

Submerge fully in a cup of milk. Depending on how soft you like your milky cookie, I'd leave it in there for 7-15 seconds. You'll have to experiment.

Enjoy a mess-free way to eat Oreos & milk!

I'm eating rainbows.

We made Hawaiian haystacks for dinner,

and I can't help but appreciate how colorful they are.

{Unless you're my brothers who prefer them with only rice, cheese, and gravy. Then it's not so colorful.}

I love summer food.

What are you eating?